Thursday, January 28, 2010

Dear Black People,

I write this for all of us, cause its really getting old trying to deal with the stupid shit, that I see daily as a server. I understand that you rarely get out if any at all, and I understand that you wanna make an impression on the piece of trash dressed in the cleanest thing in the house, that you call a "lady," But, seriously! Why do you have to be so loud and disrespectful, and demand respect from me or any other server? I don't think that it works that way, and I don't think that if you were in my shoes, you would like it as well... So I urge you, Mr. and Ms. Black People, Leave the niggerish at home.

When you go out, make sure you have, not only money to pay for everything, but also have money to tip the people who take care of you! if your bill is $45.01, $46.00 is not acceptable. I only make $2.13 an hour, and I cant live off of $.99... I know that you have a lot more money than that. According to your car, and the wheels and rims you have on it, plus the tint that you JUST had put on, you have more money to help your fellow brotha out! But because you sell drugs, and you are having a slow week, You feel it necessary to fuck me over, as you fuck people up with "that shit right there." Its not fair for me to work hard and you hardly work and I get nothing and you get something... I'm not asking for you to tip me more, I'm just saying... think about it before you spend it...

And to all the black ladies, just because you think you're cute, doesn't make it right for you to be a bitch. All most of y'all do is sit there and complain and bitch about whatever you can find to bitch about. And just to let you know, YES! You are paying for that drink, and YES! You are paying for the food you ordered, cause there is not one damn thing wrong with it! I don't know whats going on through your head, but you need to use it, and actually act like a lady and not a fuckin bitch who think they can get away with trying to use those high-school tricks... This is the REAL FUCKIN WORLD!!! ACT LIKE A GOD DAMNED LADY!!! Put on your anti-ghetto ointment, and act like you got some sort of class, even if its math class, just act becoming! ITS EMBARRASSING!!!

And this part if for the black gentlemen. You don't know me! Do NOT call me dog, brah, nigga, hey!, big homie, big dude, big man, homie, waiter, yo, or any other thing that is NOT my name... My mother thought for 9 long and emotional months about my name, and I think its due the respect that it was given. If you want anything, just ask me politely. Say "excuse me," and fallow that up with either "Sir, or my name." You have NO right to call me dog, brah, nigga, hey!, big homie, big dude, big man, homie, waiter, yo, or any other thing that is NOT my name, unless you know me, or you have developed a relationship with me to where you are one of my regulars, or friends. So, with all do respect, quit trying to flex your cock feathers at me to impress that easy little piece of ass you scooped up for the night or week or month, and treat me with the respect I treat you with, SIR. That easy. WOW! AMAZING! RESPECT is given, NOT earned...

So in conclusion Mr. and Ms. Black People, I think that it would be wonderful if, me and other black people, in my field of work, would actually have something positive to talk about when we bring up our people (black people.) But, unfortunately, we have to go on and on about how this table and that table, and this motherfucker, and that bitch did us tonight, and it REALLY doesn't feel good to do that... We HATE talking about us, but its a vicious cycle... I have to say this as well: You are the reason why there is still racism. You are the reason why there is black on black crime, and you are the reason why we, as a people, is stuck 12 years behind! I don't care where you are from, act like you have a great idea of your surroundings... I too am naturally loud, but I know how to use my inside voice! Try that as well... When in public, act like you got some sort self-control. Lets try to advance, and shorten the number from 12 years to 5 years. Thanks!


Jolly Green

P.S. This is NOT for all black people, cause there are many out there that actually pleasant to work with and for. This is not for y'all, but if you get angry reading this, then yes. I AM talking about you.

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