Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Let me tell you what the dumb ass did...

As I was walking back from the mailbox the other day, I saw a collection of notes on the ground. Nothing out of the ordinary, it was more or less a collection of notes written by a single person noting how dumb he can be. It was really interesting reads, and I will gladly share these notes to you! Here we go:

The first note was written this way:

Dear Mouth,
           First and foremost, it was SO good to see you again. It has truly been too long! I am glad to see that you and the family is getting bigger, and it was great to meet your wife Uvula as well! I do want to apologizing for intruding so abruptly the way that I did, but I had a crash landing that had to be made due to do faulty thoughts. But none the less, thanks for your hospitality, and I hope that you will continue to be well!

Regards,
Foot

That was a nice jester I thought! At least he was upfront and honest about his "unscheduled visit." But, the second note was a response to the first. And this is how it read:

Dear Foot,
           Thank you for stopping by! And no need to apologize for your abrupt stop-in, I understand that it happens at times. Who knows, Maybe it was time for me to realize that I cant think on my own! HA (God damned Brain still owes me $30!)! But anyways, It was great to see you too! You look like you are getting better with that barking thing you had going on... That was REALLY weird! Anyways, I was glad to see pictures of your family, and to learn that you are going to rehab for that smell. We must do this again, but not anytime soon... Me and the family are going to try to take a nice long vacation to this new museum that opened up called "Thinking Before Speaking." I hear it will take a long time to master, but I like a challenge! Thanks again, and my best to you as you continue to recover, and the best to your family. 

Sincerely,
Mouth


They were really helpful in my recovery from the same problem this guy had... Basically, not every girl "has drank the water." and its not really ok to assume or ask. But if you do ask, be sure to do it in respectful way, and not just blurt out some bullshit same question like "DID YOU DRINK THE WATER TOO!?" I am a full on retard, and no excuse will make it ok. The one thing that I did was apologize and meant it. The young lady is obviously upset with me, and I don't blame her if she even hates me! I had a moment of dumb-assery that can make me look bad in someones eyes. As I sit here thinking about that, I don't worry about it much, because, I am not allowing it to bother me so much that I hate myself, like I usually would. I have mentioned this before, and will continue to mention it. I cut off all emotions from women, in the since of liking, loving, and lusting after them, and that has helped me move on in a way. Not saying that I don't care, but those "precious and delicate hearts" that they harbor don't necessarily mean anything to me in the since to where my words hurting such a heart don't really hurt me! Was I embarrassed? Yes. Was I wrong? Of course! But there is nothing more that I can or will do. I apologized, and I set everything right the way that I could. However, I will watch my words, and make sure that my thoughts are better judged. So learn from me. Do not allow your assumptions to be vocal. If you are curious ask in a respectful manner the question you are hoping to have answered.And, if anything, at the least, BE A FUCKING GENTLEMEN!!!!

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

436 Cowards

Raise your hands if you are still mad at Chick-fil-a... Yeah? Still upset that one guy was asked a question and gave an honest answer on his feelings on gay marriage? Well, how many are you planning on visiting Russia any time soon? If you are raise your hands... Ok... Are you gay? If so, you don't exist according to Russian law that was just passed today (yesterday according to their time) That it is not legal to teach children that homosexuality exists. Seriously! If you are gay and live in Russia, you do not exist in the eyes of the Russian government. The State Duma (basically the congress of their government) passed the bill unanimously 436-0 This goes back to what I was talking about yesterday. People who have a voice or a right are being stripped of those because the government wants what it wants. Sad. The penalty for being gay is explained by Joe Bereta and its just all stupid. Sad day for the world... What's even more sad is that the Sons and Daughters of Russia, that are gay, doesn't exist in their eyes anymore... Be sure to keep an eye on this story and this stupid administration. I'm pretty sure there will be a huge uprising. Just gotta wait and see. And to the 2 gay protesters who were brutally murdered by anti-gay proponents, may they rest in peace. May they no longer know pain. We got it a hell of a lot better over here. Let's make sure to count our blessings. Goodnight.

"VAGINA UPRISING!"

Yesterday was the premiere of "Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer" on HBO. As a film student and a film fan, I am in love with documentaries. HBO, lately, has put out AMAZING eye-opening documentary series that brings to light things that our entitled asses need to know. We have so much here in America that we bitch about, we neglect to realize how good we have it. I have gone down this road before when it comes to the issues of the world and our neglect to it, or our elitist status about being one to know whats going on, or just ignore it all, because we wanna go party, get drunk, get high, bitch about the fact that this girl or that guy is confusing the fuck out of us with their demure and try to figure out if its love or not. We forget that the world is just as fuck up as our, or its even worse.

I knew a very little bit about "Pussy Riot" before I saw the documentary. What I knew was that these girls are playing pop concerts all around the Moscow area of Russia to voice their opinions and raise awareness of the powers at be (Vladimir Putin).  I'm not going to get into great detail of my awareness of them before the documentary, I just know that these women were brave and strong. What I have learned about these girls is that they are a new medium of art and anger. These girls do what they do because it has affected their family in one way or the other when it comes to what Putin has done in regards of cutting jobs and wages. That's one of the reasons why they decided to be outspoken. The last time I have heard of a woman or women so outspoken was the simple and amazing act of Ms. Rosa Parks. Now, I know that there are thousands of ladies that are living and have lived in this world that has stood up against the norm, and the expected; like Phoolan Devi, or Mother Teresa, or Princess Diana, or Joan or Arc to name a few of many. But Rosa Parks did what she did as graceful as she could have. Pussy Riot, ultimately, is doing the same thing, but in a manner to let the world know that this is how we will be heard. Some, like Ms. Parks, uses one word with silence. Pussy Riot uses the music medium of Punk to bring to light their disagreement with the establishment, Same method of standing for what you believe, just different interpretations of the picture.

These women were arrested and jailed for one of their concerts that happened at The Cathedral of Christ The Savior in Moscow. This is the performance that they got in SO much trouble for. And what does not add up is the fact that they did nothing to degrade the Cathedral, or make light of anyones beliefs. They were just performing a song that said "Virgin Mary, Mother of God, put Putin away..." What they were doing was performing. Nothing about this was sacrilegious or offensive. They just wanted to voice their opinion of what was going on in their world! And what are we bitching about--gay marriage. Really? Yeah. These women see a real issue that is harming their land. All the while, we worry about Tim Tebow signing with The Patriots, or about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Cause THOSE are important issues... NEVER MIND the fact that just yesterday, in Russia, there was  a "kiss in" protest where the children of Russia were harassed for their beliefs. They passed an "Anti-gay" bill into law, and these people were harassed for their personal choice... But lets find out whats going on with Chad Johnson as he fights his incarceration for slapping his lawyer on the ass for being a "good lawyer." Did you hear about The Spurs winning big against Miami in Game 3 in the NBA Finals!? I bet you have!

These people are starting to revolutionize who they are. As we sit here on the brink of history as gay rights are due to pass (Seriously. It's just a matter of time.), America will find the next thing to fight or defend... Will it finally be religion? I'm not just talking about Muslims or Christians... I'm talking about all religion. If not that, what about the fight to keep illegals out. Will that come back to kick us in the ass? Who knows! I just know that if we can actually care for something other than what we want, the world would be better off. But until then, I hope and pray that God blessed the women of "Pussy Riot" with the freedom to express themselves and their feelings with no prejudice and no harassment. Until then, they sit in jail knowing that they did exactly what needed to be done allowing the world to see the corruption of Church and State in Russia, and the oppression that is Vladimir Putin. So, pay attention to the world around you, and make sure that the fight is worth the fuck you give.

Monday, June 10, 2013

31+ days and counting!

So, it has been a month and some change that I have not been on the social media websites. I do watch YouTube videos, and keep up with ideas and what not on Cracked.com, and BuzzFeed.com, but for the most part, I have stayed away from the Facebooks, and the Twitters, and DAMN! I feel good! I actually went out, and hung out with some friends, and I plan on doing a lot more than that in the coming months of this hiatus. I have and will keep up with this blog, because that's what I do! Like I mentioned on Facebook, "If you want to keep up with whats going on with me, you can call, text, email, or fallow along on my blog (didn't even look it up)."

But yeah! I am still working at the same place, and I am loving the fact that I am off of school, I passed both classes. It was the worst quarter in my career so far, I got an A- in my College Algebra class, and a C- in my English class. The C- is not what I usually go for, but I had to sacrifice one class for another. If you know me, you know that I absolutely HATE, H.A.T.E. math, and the one thing that I REALLY REALLY hate is having to prove that I can think logically. And with that as my motivation, I made sure that I passed my algebra class with flying colors. I usually do a lot better in English but because I was so focused and stressed out on passing Algebra, I sacrificed that grade, and I am proud of it. Anyways, the doing has been done, and here is your update! Later today, I will have a blog on how I believe we are all under mind-control. Until then, Blessings!