Let me tell you what the dumb ass did...

As I was walking back from the mailbox the other day, I saw a collection of notes on the ground. Nothing out of the ordinary, it was more or less a collection of notes written by a single person noting how dumb he can be. It was really interesting reads, and I will gladly share these notes to you! Here we go:

The first note was written this way:

Dear Mouth,
           First and foremost, it was SO good to see you again. It has truly been too long! I am glad to see that you and the family is getting bigger, and it was great to meet your wife Uvula as well! I do want to apologizing for intruding so abruptly the way that I did, but I had a crash landing that had to be made due to do faulty thoughts. But none the less, thanks for your hospitality, and I hope that you will continue to be well!

Regards,

Foot

That was a nice jester I thought! At least he was upfront and honest about his "unscheduled visit." But, the second note was a response to the first. And this is how it read:

Dear Foot,

           Thank you for stopping by! And no need to apologize for your abrupt stop-in, I understand that it happens at times. Who knows, Maybe it was time for me to realize that I cant think on my own! HA (God damned Brain still owes me $30!)! But anyways, It was great to see you too! You look like you are getting better with that barking thing you had going on... That was REALLY weird! Anyways, I was glad to see pictures of your family, and to learn that you are going to rehab for that smell. We must do this again, but not anytime soon... Me and the family are going to try to take a nice long vacation to this new museum that opened up called "Thinking Before Speaking." I hear it will take a long time to master, but I like a challenge! Thanks again, and my best to you as you continue to recover, and the best to your family. 

Sincerely,

Mouth

They were really helpful in my recovery from the same problem this guy had... Basically, not every girl "has drank the water." and its not really ok to assume or ask. But if you do ask, be sure to do it in respectful way, and not just blurt out some bullshit same question like "DID YOU DRINK THE WATER TOO!?" I am a full on retard, and no excuse will make it ok. The one thing that I did was apologize and meant it. The young lady is obviously upset with me, and I don't blame her if she even hates me! I had a moment of dumb-assery that can make me look bad in someones eyes. As I sit here thinking about that, I don't worry about it much, because, I am not allowing it to bother me so much that I hate myself, like I usually would. I have mentioned this before, and will continue to mention it. I cut off all emotions from women, in the since of liking, loving, and lusting after them, and that has helped me move on in a way. Not saying that I don't care, but those "precious and delicate hearts" that they harbor don't necessarily mean anything to me in the since to where my words hurting such a heart don't really hurt me! Was I embarrassed? Yes. Was I wrong? Of course! But there is nothing more that I can or will do. I apologized, and I set everything right the way that I could. However, I will watch my words, and make sure that my thoughts are better judged. So learn from me. Do not allow your assumptions to be vocal. If you are curious ask in a respectful manner the question you are hoping to have answered.And, if anything, at the least, BE A FUCKING GENTLEMEN!!!!